The Booby Rub

Okay Okay I know what you are thinking. It's not like that at all.

The Booby Rub is a symbolic gesture that started a couple of years ago. I have two boys that absolutely love video games. They also love leaving their crap all over the floor like typical boys do. If any of you out there know anything about Playstation games then you know where I'm going with this. My youngest would come running up to me with tears in his eyes saying "Momma, my game won't work." So I'd tell him to bring it to me, because I wasn't about to get up from my favorite position on the couch and interupt my favorite television program for a silly video game. AAANYWAY..."Well little guy I don't suppose all these fingerprints and scratches have anything to do with it not working." Exhausted I look around for something and it doesn't take me long to see what's literally right in front of my face, thus the Booby Rub was born. I took the CD rubbed it on my boob a couple of times and VOILA! Magic! The game was fixed.

Now every couple of days I'll hear him come running, just begging me for the Booby Rub.