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Oct 21, 2009

Happy Anniversary


Nine years ago today at this very moment I was standing in my kitchen in my cute bra and matching lace panties making coffee. I was looking hot! This would have been a real zen moment had the the freaky stalker guy not stopped his car in front of the bay window and stared at me. It didn't matter to me though, I was blissfully happy as I raised my right hand, smiled, and waved. Nothing could bring me down, not today, because today I became a Mrs. Somebody. I finally did it, I trapped him. He'll never get rid of me now :0} Poor bastard didn't know that he was signing up for an eternity of mind altering, hot, steamy sex. Oh wait, maybe he did know. So my boo came home from work in the middle of the night all ready for one of those mind altering moments ready to go...if you get my drift.

Me? sniff, cough, cough, ohhhhhh...not feeling so good. Oh yeah...the eldest came home last Friday with it and the youngest has had it for the past two days, so of course I am obligated to get it too. I'm so frickin' pissed!

But you know me, being the addict that I am...a cold never stopped anybody from gettin' their fix.



Chickie said...

Happy Anniversary!

You're hardier than me - if I'm sick bring me soup and keep your weenie tucked up.

Anonymous said...

Awww....poor Grace! Hope you feel better quick and hope it's just a little bug:)
Happy Anniversary...wishing you many, many more!

bernthis said...

i would love an opportunity like that I mean not with yours but my very own. Problem is, I'm not sure "he" exists anywhere in this city.

Organic Meatbag said...

well hey, happy anniversary! Woo-hoo!

Unknown Mami said...

Happy Anniversary and many, many more!

Michelle said...

Happy Anniversary! And thanks for stopping by my blog!


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