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Oct 14, 2009

I Do Declare!

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My Very First Award! [blush...giggle]




I got this from a fabulous lady over at Raised Queer you simply must go over and check her out
 RIGHT NOW.
Do not wait any longer...you are waisting valuable laughter.

Here's the dealeo on what to do if you find yourself the recipient of this award:




1. You must brag about the award.

2. You must include the name of the blogger who gave you the award and link back to that blogger.

3. You must choose a minimum of seven blogs that you find brilliant in content or design

4. Show their names and links and leave a comment informing them that they were prized with this award.

5. List at least ten honest things about yourself.

........then pass it on with the instructions!

Okay Got It? Good



Okay onto what you nosy people really wanna know....hmmm.....let's see, what do you really wanna know? Besides everything? [smirk]

1. I sleep in the fetal position. Hey don't laugh...it makes me feel safe.

2. Sometimes...I make my kids sing everything they say...I do it too...it's fun.

3. I love to sleep buck naked with my husbands penis in between my butt cheeks...Have you ever tried it? Well lay off then. It feels good! (TMI? mmm....maybe, but it is something you didn't know).

4. I still have my first teddy bear...and yes when I feel bad I still sleep with him. He likes it! LOL

5. I am secretly (well I guess not anymore) in love with Dr. Phil. I know, I know,  right...I can't explain it either. There is just something about that man.

6. I have written two awesome children's books. They are awesome too...not just because I wrote them, but because, well...I wrote them. I just need a publisher.

7. I think Angelina Jolie is the hottest chick in the world and I would definately leave my husband for her. (No I am not gay, but for her I would be).

8. I love taking one of those big dill pickles and dipping it in peanut butter. (even when I'm not pregnant and no I'm not pregnant)

9. I am terrified of mice no matter what size they are, that is why I have 8 cats. Yes terrified, I mean dead or alive I will be on the kitchen table or the highest point in the house until it is gone. Okay ... whatever, it's okay...you go head and laugh. I know you are afraid of something too so :P ( that is me sticking my tongue out at you, yes you, so there)

10. I have a Mr. Peanut tattoo on my right ankle. Why you ask? Well that's a story for another day.

11. I like butt sex...OOOOOOHHHHH YEAH BABY! There I said it! I don't care. Don't you judge me. You don't know...you just don't know...it's...mmmm....yeah.

Oh I guess I gave you eleven secrets huh? OOOPS. Sorry about that. Just forget the last one then. Okay so now I have to pick seven of my wonderful bloggerittas to bestow this wonderful award on. This is not going to be easy. I would give it to Raised Queer, but she gave it to me, so go see her.

1. Bad Mommy Moments
She is so damn funny retelling crazy stories about her and her kids. 

2.  Bern This
Hilarious blog about life.

3. Wonderful World of Weiners
Go check out her weiners. They are long, hairy, and adorable.

4. The Bloggess
Who doesn't love her? She is hilarious.

5. Live For Today
Amazingly Amusing  and just plain nice.

6. Manic Mommy
Inspiration to us all.

7. Hooked On Quack
Dry Humor...LOVE IT!

8. Mental Poo
Get ready to piss yourself...seriously.

9. Mommy Wants Vodka
Tears of Laughter

10. Short Pump Preppy
Love her. She has lots of great stuff on her site and she is lots of fun.

Okay so Beat It! Go check out all these awesome blogs I just told you about. Don't be telling everyone my secrets either.

9 comments

Unknown Mami said...

I feel so close to you now.

moooooog35 said...

Thank you for the award.

And thank you for sending incontinent people over to my site.

Why the world needs more people peeing in their pants while reading is beyond me, but if you want them to do it then who am I to argue with you.

The award is now up on my 'Awards' page for all the people who can't hold their urine to see.

Thanks, woman!

ck said...

You are fantastic, GM! Thank you so much for the award. I will soon have a little write-up for you and your site on my awards page. Have a great weekend!

Aunt Becky said...

You are a love(r). Thanks.

Blue Bunny said...

Holy shit-house, batman, that was 'way 'way 'way honest!!!!

Melissa B. said...

Congrats to you! And thanks for sharing all of these other cool sites...love to visit!

lisaschaos said...

Congrats! This post was a wealth of information! I love that you still have your teddy bear - and I wrote a child's book once too, my kids liked it - but no one else has ever seen it. :)

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

Love the award!! THANK YOU!!!! ANd love, love, love your answers. Your honsesty is so damn refreshing!!

Hallie :)

Organic Meatbag said...

hahahaha, I'm still laughing about the penis-in-buttcheeks thing... but yeah, sleeping naked is the ONLY way to sleep!

 

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