I would hate you IF I didn't love you so much.
WHY do you always drink out of the milk jug and then leave it somewhere for me to find?
WHY do you always throw my pillow on the floor and never pick it back up?
WHY do you take your nasty smelly socks off and leave them in a ball?
WHY do you trim your nose hairs and leave them in the bathroom sink?
WHY do you refuse to order your own fries and then eat mine?
WHY do you always want sex when I don't?
WHY do you refuse to do what I ask until I turn into Super Bitch?
WHY do you look at me like I don't have the right to be Super Bitch?
WHY do you act like YOUR birthday is the most important day of the year?
WHY do you take my car and leave the gas tank on empty?
WOW there are so many whys I could go all day, but I think this last one sums it up...
I never understood the saying, "There is fine line between love and hate." I think I have a pretty good handle on it now though. I would really frickin' hate you IF I didn't love you sooooo much!