
Who in the hell is in charge of deciding what is considered fat and what isn't? Did someone, somewhere along the way get elected to be the Fat Judge? I bet it's some skinny little bitch that is repulsed by the sight of any cellulite. You know those girls I'm talking about. They look at you like you have some festering pussy rash all over your face. They sit there and munch on their rice cakes just so they have something to throw up in a few minutes. In some countries the fatter you are the sexier you are considered...I'm not sure which countries those are yet, but I'm looking into it. I just know they have to be out there. I think I'd rather just be fat. It's easier than trying to be something I'm not.

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