This blog is dedicated to all the fat chicks out there that get counted out, because of their weight. I want to share my advice, experiences, ups, downs, awesome websites, special deals, and anything else that pops into my mind. Most importantly I hope I can make you laugh. Everybody needs to laugh :0D

Aug 26, 2009

10 Things Fat Chicks Should Never Wear!

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Listen...It's one thing to be living large, but it's a whole other ball game when you don't know that you are living large. Here are a couple helpful tips for you bodaciously beautiful ladies out there.


1. Thongs ~ Why bother wearing underwear?

2. Short Shorts ~ Is that Cottage Cheese all over her legs?

3.Tight Jeans ~ That's the largest camel toe I have ever seen.

4. Tank Tops ~ Holy Cow, She could fly with those arms.

5. Low Rider Jeans ~ Dunlap's Disease just gained a whole new meaning.

6. Half Shirts ~ Is that a muffin top?

7. Spandex ~ Are there midgets fighting in her pants?

8. Shirt without a bra ~ Ma'am your under arrest for concealing illegal weapons.

9.Stilettos ~ Those poor shoes...They should have a weight limit.

10. Bikini ~ Are they filming The Blob here?


4 comments

Clippy Mat said...

oh if only all of us lived by those rules. if you're not a size 2 then step away from the spandex.
:-)

BJ_Mama said...

You're too funny! Thanks for stopping by my blog and following me...I'm following you now too!

Gbemi said...

I'm glad i found your blog! been looking for something like this being a big girl myself! good list btw!

Priyanka Paul said...

Very funny...Nicely put together...

 

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