Listen...It's one thing to be living large, but it's a whole other ball game when you don't know that you are living large. Here are a couple helpful tips for you bodaciously beautiful ladies out there.
1. Thongs ~ Why bother wearing underwear?
2. Short Shorts ~ Is that Cottage Cheese all over her legs?
3.Tight Jeans ~ That's the largest camel toe I have ever seen.
4. Tank Tops ~ Holy Cow, She could fly with those arms.
5. Low Rider Jeans ~ Dunlap's Disease just gained a whole new meaning.
6. Half Shirts ~ Is that a muffin top?
7. Spandex ~ Are there midgets fighting in her pants?
8. Shirt without a bra ~ Ma'am your under arrest for concealing illegal weapons.
9.Stilettos ~ Those poor shoes...They should have a weight limit.
10. Bikini ~ Are they filming The Blob here?
Aug 26, 2009
10 Things Fat Chicks Should Never Wear!
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oh if only all of us lived by those rules. if you're not a size 2 then step away from the spandex.
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You're too funny! Thanks for stopping by my blog and following me...I'm following you now too!
I'm glad i found your blog! been looking for something like this being a big girl myself! good list btw!
Very funny...Nicely put together...
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